To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women?
That's only on Casual Friday. The true best thing in life is to feast. Feast all day, feast all night. Feast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Feast as far as your stomach can take and then some.
The eating doesn't stop when you're full. It stops when you hate yourself.
If nothing else, now is the best time to get creative with your hairstyle. Nobody is gonna blame you for a messy hairdo in these circumstances and you might just find something you like. Worst comes to worst, it'll grow back.
Nope. It's a Japanese doujin troupe that a girl almost gets raped, only to be saved by her best friend, and then when said friend pops and unexpected boner will she immediately decide to pleasure said best friend.
I mean, I get the whole "White Knight" thing going on here, but you'd think you'd be just a bit more traumatized after being sexually assaulted. Or at least reluctant.