Translation is by Suyooo on /r/SIFAllStars on Reddit – https://old.reddit.com/r/SIFallstars/comments/g7kp4k/sifas_4koma_child_at_heart_snack_time/ (Includes next installment)
Edit – Also important to note I tried to implement a suggestion from another Reddit user who posted on the same page that is closer to the original.
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