Was my hand always so small?What are ya saying?Who're you?......Hm?No need to tell me that...PheewwwWhat a disgusting fellow.Where's this?What the?Save her from her predicament
(Pun: 窮地 (predicament) sounds just like his name, Kyuuchi; so it also sounds like "save Kyuuchi")
(Not too sure about this translation, so feel free to correct me)*Gurururururu* (tongue spinning)SaveWas my hand always so small?Gya!!?Uohh!!!?WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN'!!?It ran away...HiiiihHa!Iyaa!Deya!!