As a gentlemen I should be ashamed to say this...He's alive because it's a fan comicYou're built like a brick shit-house! Nothing fits me!May not look like it, but it's easily bendable rubber!Don't laugh!Zippers? WHO NEEDS THEM!Protects privates too! No need to use the toilet!Jonathan gets a taste of Dio's fashionA black inner to be cool!Yeah... Um...Wait-But fear not. The clothes I asked for Terence to order arrived today!Your fashion sense is dated and one hundred years old!CRASHIt's uncomfortable for my six pack when you're walking around naked...Somehow something like that Hierophant Emerald's rubies whipped out!Stop!
ZOOM PUNCH!!(Jonathan) Something came out!But that time when I said "We are one" and that I felt a bizarre friendship with you? I wish to revoke those sentiments...But, I really think you should reconsider. It is my body...Get with the times! These threads are stylish, JoJooo!I'M WEARING THESE CLOTHES, JOJOOO!Dio... I'm begging you. Please wear some clothes for my sake.So that's the reason why they hurt! It's because of you!And you have no hands! How does that even work!?WHAT!?Is that so. ...It... pains me to request this...