good god... that was a long time since I laugh this hard XD
While it might appear to be so,And what's all this then?My word!All that I love is night battles!That means skilled in the marital arts!Love night battles...Aha!You're in ninja cosplay and everything...!This isn't cosplay!* Marital (bedroom) Arts = Seduction - the so-called 'honey trap' technique.I can't believe that you desire to be a Ero-Ero Ninja, you pervert!NOOOOO!!!I desire that you join by all means.Nah, I'm not gonna be a part of this.To tell the truth, I have established a Ninja Corps at this present time.But why!?