Misfortunate, aren't you.I can see the misfortune gathered around you.
NOOOOO
That misfortune... should I take care of it?Oh, goddess!Just as you said, horrible things keep happening to me.If you say it's because of that misfortune, then please, take it away.Haah, haah
It's okay, this won't hurt!
Well, I don't know if it does, but we're about to find out!