The truth is, I was planning to get tonight's massive scoop.To be honest...Whether Hieda or the shrine maiden died, it'd be big news.More than country bumpkins getting killed by a dog, at least.Aya is going to dominate this time's Newspaper Convention, so...I didn't want to lose to her more than I already do.But no cigar. The view inside my headwas no match for her speed.That's why I decided to try and imitate her.Write an article about some incident.I'm really not used to it, y'know.Getting sniffed out by some lowly human like this.