Random botanical fruits (some of which are culinary vegetables), 1.5 liters of red wine, and at least 454 grams of real chocolate (REAL chocolate, not that chocolate-flavored sugar chungus they sell in American supermarkets).
At least the ingredients don't need to be censored.
But that's chocolaaaaate!?In the place of water, I put the hidden flavour of mirin in...That doesn't feel hidden at all!?
And that's red wine!!Expansive errors.Let it simmer a bit, then put the roux in!