At least let me take a sh*t in peaceBeing opened!!!is now!The door that should have been lockedIt's opening!!I! Made sure! The "lock" was closed!!That's impossible!!What...?
Did the "lock" just open?Hm?Yare yare dazeOh, he gave up quickly today.Lately my three year old son has been following me around to much it's become a problem.OPEN IIIIIT!
MOMMYYYYY!!!OPEN UUUUP!
OPEEEEEN!!