Sakuya-san!If I may, Patchouli-sama.And now she's perky again...I believe it may be premature to have Alice ascertain these items.Hmph. Premature, you say?I guess that's true. However...For her, a man's romance d'etre is still something she has to master.First, Alice-kun must come into contact with her own desires.Why is everyone clinging to me?Through an act that more directly releases that ever-present impulse... the true outlet for the eternal desire...Well, that sounds wonderful - but I can't help but wonder what kind of images you lot are building this on.Well, she is but a boy and has little experience in being such.To that end, I - your humble servant Izayoi Sakuya...... chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion - will put to use my wisdom and experience.Bear witness and behold the luxury I have set forth!!