Sometimes I think Salary White is who I really am.I can forget about how things are sour between me and the wife and the strife with my daughter...To be honest, the most fun I have in my life is when I'm a magical girl...I want to act the part! Like a proper magical girl!Shut up!You know you could just transform quietly and attack the villains from behind, right-pyon?I keep telling you, you can transform just fine even without doing that-pyon...Did you come up with another weird speech-pyon?Masashi...Gununu... There you are, Salary White!Salary White is on the scene!I fight the blackness spreading throughout the world!Everyone's smiles are my bonus!