i would like to the battle betwhen kouring of the red fundoshi and youki of the white fundoshi
Very true.What kind of custom has it developed into!?We'll now be introducing tonight's Santas!Due to its explosive acceleration, it has been given the nickname "Flying Coffin".I built this.I beg you, stop this dangerous Christmas immediately!!We are Santas. The only thing we must shoulder are the children's dreams...My name is KORING.More like KinaChri.
Clit jokes again..."kinakuri" seems to be short for "ooki na kuritorisu"—that is, a big clit. Hitori de Dekirumon! (I can do it on my own!)"on my own" is written as "hitori" as in the artist's nameI see, he's in Gensokyo too!So there's one in Gensokyo toooo~!MY ASS! Isn't it about time you drop that pretentious outsider air?I've decided.Huh!?If you don't understand, I guess I have to teach you...Santa "exists", Christmas is "here",Santa is something you "do"! Idiot!By the way, I...Please greet both contestants waiting on the starting-line with a big round of applause!!...and upon finishing their rounds delivering presents to the children of Gensokyo...By the way, aren't you cold dressed like that?First, is our reigning champ! KORING of the Red fundoshi!The enigmatic man who appears only on Christmas! The mysterious veil surrounding him allows none to uncover his true identity!WHOOOOOOO SANAE-SAAAN!I don't care if you fall, but show us your tits!And let's not forget Santa's helper!It seems that due to this year's record-breaking warm winter, we have an odd situation where there isn't a trace of snow in sight.So unnecessarily cool and champ-like!!The reason I continue with this dangerous race is because...And the referee begins the count! Will she be able to stand up and pick up the presents!?SLAMSmileChristmas*Shocked**Pick pick*BAM*Riiiing*C79 Second Day
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*I've finished this on Christmas, and thus there was no Christmas for me.In exchange for my services, you will offer me a plate of *manjū... *A type of a traditional Japanese confectionSanaChri!still desiring "common sense".Idly being on the receiving end of it all is normal...It's the holy night of blood! Sweat! And tears!!Those are the thoughts of the people who live in the outside world that you can't seem to get rid of.Those who laze around and act the part of a "guest" do not deserve to be in Gensokyo!!ReleaseThis year's winter is relatively warm though, isn't it?Do not be overwhelmed by trivialities...We mustn't keep the children waiting.This year's SantaYou're the one who is not understanding what it means to be a member of Gensokyo.GrabWho in the world could he be!?I believe this was the agreement we have reached.DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME! I DID NOT DO THIS FOR THE REWARD!!Good!englishIn accordance with the Christmas doctrine.That's got to be a lie.UWOOO! Sanae-saaaan!*About 700 yen in today's currency.
About $7.SANAE!?I guess winter has finally arrived in Gensokyo.I'm suddenly shouldering so much!!WaaaahhhGAHAHAHAHAHA...ah!...I'm only being brutal out of love, you know that right?I understand...I shall assume the role of......Santa this year!You'll approve of me then, right!?What you really like about her is...For which Santa will Virgin Mary cast her smile!?Marry me!!...a ☆ atop this giant tree will win!!I'm wagering everything I have* on your win.REIMU! I didn't hear you say anything about that!!I AM cold, damn it!!To normal people, "Relatively warm winter" doesn't equal Summer, you tough-ass Youkais!!Her history is a colorful one! An ex-high school student currently serving as both a living goddess and a shrine maiden!Carelessly.Let's hope our contestants will be let off easily with few broken ribs instead.I made those clothes....serve as a periodic mass ventilation for the public!Sanae-dono, I'm begging you! Please avenge my master...Why did you decide to become a Santa?Eh?A shower of viewers and chunks of viewers is falling on the remaining audience!I can't keep up with such a mad world...TA-DAAAWaaaaahhhhI believe the sleds will be unstable due to this. There are many dangerous festivals in the outside world...why do you think they continue these practices despite the yearly injuries?It is because flashiness is necessary in order to serve as an effective stress relief!As for me, my whole family will be throwing ourselves over the cliff!On another note, Player KORING's long-time rival, "Youki of the White Fundoshi", has retired following his last defeat...How about you, is your bag empty?It seems both Santas have prepared themselves!Those clothes were...GYAAAAAAAAAA!?DO-BAAAAMI-Insanity...It seems I wasLet's do this.This really isn't a sled at all, is it?Go, Sanae! Gods are watching over your fight!I've placed my bet on the champ, so let your limbs get torn off, Sanae!On your mark!An amazingly powerful start involving many a spectators!*step*BrrrrrrrmmEngineTwo!SanaChri!
~Sanae-san's Little Chri☆☆s~"Making an ahegao on the cover of an adult doujinshi suits you~ze!"You'll be driving on dark roads. Please don't forget to turn on your shiny nose.Although I'm pretty sure Jesus is turning his back on you.One!KA-BAMTumbleGenso-kunI'm writing another one...Commenter Iku-san, your thoughts on this race?This is beyond the level of a presence or lack of common sense...WAAAAAHHHHWOOOOOOOOHHHTA-DATO BE CONTINUEDKyaaaaFWOOOOSHShockCHEEEEEEEEEEEN!*slap**slap*Sometime after arriving in Gensokyo...
Kochiya Sanae still suffered from the cruel treatment of others who deemed her a newcomer.And suddenly, she was entrusted with an important role: Santa Claus for Christmas!Sitting Genso-kun Christmas Edition
Cost: 18,000 Gensokyo DollarsSanaChri?What are you guys talking about!?Also...HahahaChristmas, Gensokyo style!!Challenging him is the first-time Santa, Kochiya Sanae!Santa-sanSanae, will be you.Cut it out already!! How much longer are you planning on bullying the "new guy"!?I like your determination.Fifteen people have fallen prey to this sled in the past!Accidents, and in a worst-case scenario, death, may be expected.It's to honor the gods, of course!faithGafwooo!?I will go through with this no matter what!Bhurr...it's cold.Yes, let me go pour some tea.W-what!?Keep on dreaming, you idealistic bitch!!Okay, all you impatient folks here in the arena! That sacred night has come again this year!!Were you still trapped by your common sense? You don't learn at all.Win even if it costs you your life, Sanae.That's because I didn't.River Kids Company Presents:
Air/Land Sled Reindeerizer X!EHHHHHHH!?In other words, the public demands thrills and violence!Do your best, Sanae! I think it'll be even better if you throw in some sex appeal, too!How irresponsible!! Sanae-san! We've also bet our life savings on your victory! If you lose, we'll have to hang ourselves, but it's allll rigghhht!!...on my back, I hold a bag full of children's dreams, and in my heart, a bit of pride.Couldn't you pack anything else?...Rinnosuke-san.Remember that I've placed my bet on you! Win even if your limbs get torn off!Can Sanae prove herself as a worthy resident of Gensokyo by completing this task successfully?
And does common sense exist in Gensokyo's Christmaaaas!?I probably won't make it in time?
Pun on "maniawanaika" and "ika", which means squid, commonly used in chapter/episode titles of Shinryaku! Ikamusume.That whole cutesy Santa-"san" ordeal just makes her look more fake and self-important than ever, doesn't it Reimu-san?What the hell are you saying!? First you kick me out of nowhere, then you order me to be the Santa?So KORING appears again this year...Whether it's Christmas or Suika's parties, if you are going to participate, you must "do" it as well!...how easy she is to manipulate, isn't it?The rules are orthodox, as you know. Both contestants will leave this arena on their sleds...START!!WAAAHHHYeah, I bet it's massive.I can tell it's huge from her face.*whisper*Kanako-sama! Suwako-sama! These people are crazy!!No! The most important purpose of a festival is to...The first one to set...Player Sanae has an explosive start! As expected of Reindeerizer X!Even her two guardians, who supported this thrilling festival, are turning pale!Witnessing this amusing sight, the residents of Gensokyo, experienced in the ways of festivals, are laughing their heads off!!No, it is full...of things like Genso-kun dolls...and more Genso-kun dolls.
Genso (illusion), as in Gensokyo.Sanae, do you understand the purpose of a "festival"?AnalysisBe careful building it!! Do you understand we're talking about life and death here!?Our dream delivery ends with dawn...let us begin, quickly.Commentary*step**spit*