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@monhan on post #2132500 (kijin seija and kishin sagume (touhou) drawn by d-nobi)

2015-09-25T21:58:53-04:00

WingedIkaros said:

>Go to Cafe Amanojaku
>Waitress is rude af. Also, she has horns in her head for some reason. Probably cosplay.
>Took 3 minutes until she finally noted down my order
>15 minutes later my coffee arrives
>Lukewarm, too sweet and with milk.
>I'm lactose intolerant
>"Excuse me, this coffee has milk."
>Rude waitress sneers.
>"So?"
>"W-well, I explicitly asked for no milk."
>"Why don't ya speak with the manager then. Don't waste my time, ya shitbag."
>Walk into manager's office, pissed af.
>I shit you not, manager looks like genderswapped Sephiroth.
>"Your waitress has been extremely impolite with me."
>She-phiroth brings her hand to her mouth.
>"Yes she was."
>"A-and she got my order all wrong."
>"Yes she did."
>"I'm lactose intolerant, and for that reason I asked for my coffee without milk."
>"Yes you did."
>I stand there awkwardly, suddenly with no reason to complain.
>"W-well, I-i-i'll definitely give this cafe a bad review on the internet, just you see!"
>"Sure you will."
>Leave the cafe
>Shit my pants on my way home because of lactose.

10/10 Would buy coffee again.

Best part is you end up not giving it a bad review.
Her last line is the trigger.

Although I'm not sure it's enough to be taken as a fact, thus it may not work.
Perhaps wording it to "You will give it a bad review." will work?

@WingedIkaros on post #2132500 (kijin seija and kishin sagume (touhou) drawn by d-nobi)

2015-09-25T09:16:17-04:00

arcueid2008 said:

Must be a hell of an experience to go there

>Go to Cafe Amanojaku
>Waitress is rude af. Also, she has horns in her head for some reason. Probably cosplay.
>Took 3 minutes until she finally noted down my order
>15 minutes later my coffee arrives
>Lukewarm, too sweet and with milk.
>I'm lactose intolerant
>"Excuse me, this coffee has milk."
>Rude waitress sneers.
>"So?"
>"W-well, I explicitly asked for no milk."
>"Why don't ya speak with the manager then. Don't waste my time, ya shitbag."
>Walk into manager's office, pissed af.
>I shit you not, manager looks like genderswapped Sephiroth.
>"Your waitress has been extremely impolite with me."
>She-phiroth brings her hand to her mouth.
>"Yes she was."
>"A-and she got my order all wrong."
>"Yes she did."
>"I'm lactose intolerant, and for that reason I asked for my coffee without milk."
>"Yes you did."
>I stand there awkwardly, suddenly with no reason to complain.
>"W-well, I-i-i'll definitely give this cafe a bad review on the internet, just you see!"
>"Sure you will."
>Leave the cafe
>Shit my pants on my way home because of lactose.

10/10 Would buy coffee again.

@arcueid2008 on post #2132500 (kijin seija and kishin sagume (touhou) drawn by d-nobi)

2015-09-25T08:32:16-04:00

Must be a hell of an experience to go there