Comments on commenter:Toks

@Sobn3ifhos on post #1361143 (holo (spice and wolf) drawn by kawakami_rokkaku)

2019-08-13T10:49:48-04:00

I'm pretty sure that's NOT a third-party_edit

@BrokenEagle98 on post #1753314 (kaga, akagi, zuikaku, shoukaku, souryuu, and 2 more (kantai collection) drawn by cassandra_(seishun_katsu_sando))

2018-12-14T21:31:53-05:00

Twitter sample of https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsLX6ZmCIAE9OvD.png:orig

Fullsize already exists at post #2668435

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@AntagonistChan on post #1354929 (steve?, zombie, and yaebi (minecraft) drawn by at2.)

2018-12-12T05:42:05-05:00

user_342067 said:

Notch officially calls him Steve? On his twitter, so no need for change

This may have been true when this comment was made six years ago, but Notch is no longer associated with Minecraft, and as such, his Twitter doesn't really count as a verifiable source anymore. The game itself just calls him Steve.

@Legolife on post #1077232 (hatsune miku (vocaloid) drawn by nyuuhin)

2018-07-26T01:59:24-04:00

Coconut said:

Because you haven't finished translating it.

See, in a few years, you will look back upon this moment and realize how horrible your life became after you viewed this picture without being able to read the bog-standard "oh ah it feels so good, my pussy is twitching, rape me more!!" lines. Luckily, as evidenced by the discovery of faster-than-light neutrinos, time travel is just a few short years away. Upon its discovery and commercialization, you will resolve to travel back in time and set right what once went wrong, thus preventing the event that so tormented you. You will teach yourself Japanese, motivated by nothing but your resolve, and then go through the long and arduous process of earning your time travelers license. Never losing sight of your vital goal, you will eventually succeed in securing a time travel device and traveling back in in time.

But then, tragedy will strike. The commercialization of time travel devices, combined with the lack-luster economy and poorly enforced safety requirements, will have led to your own time travel device being poorly manufactured, and the device will suffer a critical malfunction during operation. Luckily, you will wake up uninjured, but you will soon discover that not only have you overshot your goal of January 22, 2012 by four years, your time travel device is broken beyond repair. After spending a few days wallowing in sorrow about having to redo so much of your life, you will then come to your senses, and remind yourself that your goal is too important to lose sight of it now.

You find the nearest internet terminal and access Danbooru. But upon trying and failing to log in, you will realize that your past self has not yet created your account. "No matter," you will think to yourself. You create a second (first?) account with the alias "john1980", since in the future, a law will be passed that will require all time travelers to identify themselves as "John" when interacting with the past. (John Titor, John Smith, etc). At this point, there will be nothing more to do but wait. Over the course of the next four years, you will occupy yourself by being a very good Danbooru user, even earning a Contributor account. Sometimes you will follow your past self and watch him from afar, marveling at his blissful ignorance of the tragedy about to befall him, that you will now be able to prevent.

Finally, the day will arrive. post #1077232 will be posted, and you will set out to fix the source of all problems in your life. Applying your now masterful Japanese skills, you will begin translating the post. But then, you will realize you've made a terrible oversight. You will have forgotten that you LOVE futanari porn! Unable to resist Hatsune Miku's wiles, you will lose all concentration and be compelled to unzip and start fapping. But when you finish, the usual post-ejaculatory apathy will take hold, and you will get distracted by some other trivial matter. Three days later, you will remember what you were supposed to do, and rush to this page in a panic. But alas, clearly it will have been too late. For you see, you have already suffered the fate that your future self sacrificed so much to prevent. You are already scarred, and the seed of your destruction has been planted once again. Upon seeing this, I can only assume your future self will take his own life, having failed to complete his mission.

All we can do is pray that someone else steps up to save you from your terrible fate, FlashOfSonic.

I'm just replying so I can go back and read this again...

@Krugger on post #1360444 (akemi homura, kaname madoka, and tomoe mami (mahou shoujo madoka magica) drawn by teri_terio)

2018-05-09T22:17:41-04:00

FRien said:

About 4 years ago now.

Desperate denial time

@FRien on post #1360444 (akemi homura, kaname madoka, and tomoe mami (mahou shoujo madoka magica) drawn by teri_terio)

2018-04-24T09:16:48-04:00

Krugger said:

It has been a year, I am worried

About 4 years ago now.

@tobi-wan-kenobito on post #1385400 (lotus (original) drawn by ray-k)

2017-01-23T07:06:48-05:00

Using the "disgusting" in "disgustingly adorable" rather literally

@Redblue24 on post #1699363 ( drawn by fumi11gou)

2016-12-30T21:58:47-05:00

Kattury said:

I think it's a girl with a vibrator, like an hitachi magic wand, under swimsuit

Bangers.

@aListers on post #1465877 (kirisame marisa and patchouli knowledge (touhou) drawn by iromeki_overdrive)

2016-11-07T15:52:35-05:00

Sacriven said:

I doubt none of users above are still active, with few exceptions lol.

I certainly am

@Sacriven on post #1465877 (kirisame marisa and patchouli knowledge (touhou) drawn by iromeki_overdrive)

2016-11-07T10:21:42-05:00

sammyG said:

Few years late, but I have removed that tag since the figure four locks the opponent's legs in pain and Marisa's legs are not locked in pain with Patchy's own legs applying the pressure.

I doubt none of users above are still active, with few exceptions lol.

@sammyG on post #1465877 (kirisame marisa and patchouli knowledge (touhou) drawn by iromeki_overdrive)

2016-11-07T10:18:43-05:00

aListers said:

figure 4 leglock? Are you sure about that? Looks like a triangle choke to me.

Few years late, but I have removed that tag since the figure four locks the opponent's legs in pain and Marisa's legs are not locked in pain with Patchy's own legs applying the pressure.

@Zelinkokitsune on post #1235417 (hasshaku-sama, kuchisake-onna, and mary-san (original and 1 more) drawn by kloah)

2016-10-17T01:44:33-04:00

And then they fucked...

@CWHargraves on post #1235417 (hasshaku-sama, kuchisake-onna, and mary-san (original and 1 more) drawn by kloah)

2016-08-03T14:24:42-04:00

Stranger Danger!

@Fonzi on post #2052059 (yakumo yukari (touhou) drawn by touya_(the-moon))

2016-06-29T10:02:07-04:00

Toks said:

The artist said they meant to write 2015, and they blame the hot weather for messing with their head.

There's something else hot that I'd blame for messing with one's head.

@The_Specialist on post #1293091 (mizuhashi parsee (touhou) drawn by kurokuro)

2016-05-18T14:31:43-04:00

This comment thread may be 3 years old, but im going to let y'all know what day 11-11 is.

Ribbed Sweater Day.

ALL PRAISE THE RIBBED SWEATER

@AveryWasHere on post #1549393 (hakurei reimu and komeiji satori (touhou) drawn by yutamaro)

2016-05-07T13:41:42-04:00

RaisingK said:

Get possessed by an ancient pharaoh and trust in the heart of the cards.

you won the internet sir
*clap**clap**clap*

@YaGirlJuniper on post #1347660 (hakurei reimu, kirisame marisa, remilia scarlet, and shameimaru aya (touhou) drawn by leon_(mikiri_hassha))

2016-04-13T23:31:33-04:00

Indefinity said:

Wait, idiots don't get colds right?

On every single page of this sequence, including this one, Reimu says the exact same thing. "Baka janai no" - the literal translation is simply "Not idiot". It's common in Japanese to use as few words as possible, and let context fill in the rest, so it'd be easily understood as "I'm no idiot" on the previous pages.

However, it should be noted that if you use rising intonation on the "no" particle, it becomes a (feminine) question. If you don't, it becomes a (feminine) forceful statement. The intonation is not defined, so there are a bunch of different ways to translate this. Yes, one of them is "You're not idiots." Another one is "Aren't you idiots?"

However you want to take it, there's no one right answer. The ambiguity of the Japanese language is the intended vector of the joke.

@decondelite on post #1298167 (shameimaru aya (touhou) drawn by hammer_(sunset_beach))

2016-04-06T15:21:54-04:00

When asked like this Aya, we could only be wanting you to just cry with your head on our chest, instead of doing what you asked.
That's not really the kind of atmosphere to do it you know?

@poij on post #2056623 (inkling (splatoon and 1 more) drawn by eromame)

2016-02-03T02:53:57-05:00

My favorite udon brands

@keonas on post #2220662 (admiral, ryuujou, akashi, and yuubari (kantai collection) drawn by kichiwo_misaki)

2015-12-25T19:48:14-05:00

Toks said:

Yeah, I can't find any characters from those so I'll change them to general.

So the only reason why something like wendy's stays a copyright is because of the Wendy character?