I can't help but notice the woot woo in the translation. Uu-u(notably impossible to romanize) is just something Yayoi says and, much like dattebayo, cannot be translated.
Up top Yayoi's name is mispelled as yaoi (something compleeeeeeeeetely different) and Iori's name is mispelled as Iroi. Is there a tag for mispellings like this?