Je donne ce souvenir à ma petite Sylvia que je considère comme ma petite soeur. Qu'en regardant cette image elle y voit la paix […] simplicité et […] Jésus et de […]

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“I give this souvenir to my little Sylvia, who I consider like my little sister. That in seeing this picture she’ll find peace […] simplicity and […] Jesus and […]”

Tagged "bad anatomy" because it looks like she's peeing from her clit.

I untagged "peeing" because I figure it's actually her water breaking.

It's possible, just not the way it is here.

Thar she blows!

It looks like it's the same block of text reproduced 4 times. But yeah, even so, it's incomplete, because there are some parts that are never completely revealed. Anyway, translation done, for what it's worth.

Oh wow, that really is bad. How does that poor creature even walk?

Everybody's a critic!

Wonder if I should bother putting the translation in. I mean, it doesn't really have any significance; it's just the name of the shop.

Because it's outside of the frame.

Personally, Kasumi appeals to me as a tomboy, and Hikari appeals to me as an innocent pseudo-loli.

Eh yup. Flench sounds about right.

“What are the odds all 3 gotta pee at the same time?”

“Women living together can end up with synchronized periods, so maybe Ivalice's ladies have even further effectable anatomy?”

Nah. When you’re traveling and someone has to make a “pit stop”, it’s just convenient for everybody to go at the same time.

Thanks. Let’s go with that.

I dunno, looks more like creampie to me.

long torso is long

Meh, save the complaining for after you’ve helped with the translation.

I haven’t watched this anime or played the games, so I can’t be too sure on these…

“Armure de l’atome de l’esprit” = “Spirit Atom Armor”

“1/24 équipement de la construction d’échelle” = maybe Babelish for “1:24 scale model”

<Borat>
Very nice!
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“La portlait de Mademoiselle Josephine”

Should really be:
“Le portrait de Mademoiselle Josephine”

Which transliterates to:
“The Portrait Of Miss Josephine”

Better said as:

• “Miss Josephine’s Portrait” or maybe
• “A Portrait Of Miss Josephine”