krossite said:

Oh,that was the launch "button", huh...

And that is why you should use simultaneous activation key

Oh shit, we're doomed!

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

Quick! Type 20-something digit passcode to deactivate the warhead!

What do you mean its not real? I see it in Modern Warfare!

"You know the hardest part of it? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards."

Comrade Speedy One done goofed BAD!

Keo said:

Damn, Bunyan knows how to get shit done. Looking at her giving what the people want, now that’s Charisma.

Also, I’m not actually sold on Jeanne. She’s a 5* so she’s beyond the reach of the normal people and her NP requires TWO interludes to become useful. If you ask me, she’s a bit excessive.

Not to mention the whole fiasco with a certain, “protagonist”. As well as running on a platform based on another more popular candidate...

Honestly, I'd say Jeanne is actually comparatively low-maintenance for a five-star. Most of what makes Jeanne useful is her class and her upgraded Noble Phantasm; the only thing you'd want to level for her skills is her stun, and even that's situational.

Aww, look at Bunyan’s cute uniform. Costume when, DW?

Keo said:

Also, I’m not actually sold on Jeanne. She’s a 5* so she’s beyond the reach of the normal people and her NP requires TWO interludes to become useful. If you ask me, she’s a bit excessive.

Jeanne is actually quite reachable as she's a permanent part of the gacha pool. Bunyan is ironically harder to get since she's event exclusive. Bunyan also requires Grail investment if you want her to do well outside of dailies, Jeanne is quite good out of the box despite the stun on NP. For skills, Jeanne is okay at low levels since her skills are situational, Bunyan needs all the help she can get so it's practically required to get her to at least 9/9/9.

Makamou said:

Jeanne is actually quite reachable as she's a permanent part of the gacha pool. Bunyan is ironically harder to get since she's event exclusive. Bunyan also requires Grail investment if you want her to do well outside of dailies, Jeanne is quite good out of the box despite the stun on NP. For skills, Jeanne is okay at low levels since her skills are situational, Bunyan needs all the help she can get so it's practically required to get her to at least 9/9/9.

One of Bunyan's utility is, in fact, how easy she dies to anything as a Berserker. You'll see here and there people slapping a Taunt CE on her so she buffs and dies; and by dying with a Taunt CE, you can block off damage from your important units - maybe even use as a shield against a single-target NP. As for leveling skills to be useful... Well, most of the low stars do need it.

But most importantly, I believe the first post is meant as a simple joke.

Bump on Translations, the next page is already out and translated.

Jeanne will never have a part of this Crazy situation if Marie do not Surrender.

The focus on Booty is back.

Oh god, it's multiplying!

+3 DEX

Is that a Attack on Titan reference?