These aren't being uploaded very fast if it's still Christmas, or perhaps I'm missing something (quite possible).
Merry Christmas!♡12/24Cancellation Notice
'Notice: Christmas Is Canceled": A very politely phrased gag post from around 2003, posted to 2ch or a similar board, announcing that Christmas was canceled and apologizing to any who were inconvenienced. Exact dates and details are uncertain, but word has it that it was part of an image depicting Santa having been shot to death. Apparently, jokes about Santa's arrest canceling Christmas were old hat, so this went for a bit more impact. It's now a seasonal gag on the net.Santa was shot down by a Kfir yesterday.Okay, let's get started on that artwork. Probably for winter ComiketI wonder if Santa will have left the completed artwork under our desks when we wake up in the morning.