Believe me, the original "Japanese" text is a lot worse.
makes me kinda glad I'm not exactly fluent.
Pet A's pleaS/-\T0R|-S/-\|\/|/-\, C/-\|\| | /-\S|< u /-\ F/-\\/0R?
WoofWoofHahhHahhHahhWoofWoof
One more time, please...
Eeehmmm...
"Satori-sama, can I ask you a favor?"...
It bothers me that the young ones' thoughts are so hard to understand.
Even If You Can Read Minds... Gyaru-moji Edition
Literally means gal's characters, an obfuscated style of writing popular among young Japanese, especially in text messages.S/-\T0R|-S/-\|\/|/-\, C/-\|\| | /-\S|< u /-\ F/-\\/0R?Woof| C/-\|\|'T C0|\/||\/|u|\|IC/-\Te
\/\/|T|-| T|-|e |\|e\/\/C0|\/|eR,
C0u|_|) u p|_z ||\|TeRpReT 4 uS?