I've found a hard translated version of this pic on 4chan. The translation seems accurate but I don't speak Japanese so it would be nice if someone gave it a quick check.
Oh God... He may be a hero but I've never thought of him as anything more than a big brother or a close friend...
He's kind of dopey!H
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!?Hey!
Don't be shy, come here and give me a hug!Why don't you cuddle up close to me like when you were little?
Hahaha!He doesn't have any friends!
He's only popular with animals!
He's really critical of a girl's cooking skills!
But he is really strong... And he's kind of sexy when he's fighting...ZzzA pick up line (?) which girls often don't getLet's play~!