I wouldn't mind translating it but I'm a lurker and I don't know how >_<
A close readthrough of howto:translate should give you everything you need to know. It's a bit of a long read, but understanding and following it is important. (Also sent as a DMail.)
Oh, you fiend...I tried proposing to Hatsuharu.From the very moment I met you.hmm?Well...Have you fallen in love with us, perchance?H-Hatsuharu...!What's this?
You're putting on quite the air, no?We are Hatsuharu!Not Uiharu!