So Meiling's father must have been a panda. I assume that her mother was a dragon as those chiseled abs look sort of like scales.
Am I insane? I remember when reading this a long time ago, the punchline was different. Something like "the heavens granted me one thing, chiseled abs. My father was a panda and my mother was a dragon" or some shit. Or maybe I remembered your post along with the comic.
You could say that. But, my father wasn't a gorilla.What?You girls better not screw around with me.How boring.Hey, was your father rather hairy then?But, I had chiseled abs from when I was born.I knew it. God is dead.Don't fuck around with me, you piece of shit.Meiling is so strong!What a nice balance.And I have my (seed bed) and (tentacles).What's the other thing?Look.Back Muscles.and I was given beauty and eleganceyou were robbed of a whole lot of other things in compensationand furthermore the muscles in my abdomen are even now dividing into a new life.More than anything else, I wish God should have granted her some common sense.Daa-ha-ha-ha!!!Ahaha!This joke about seed bed is so old no one is going to la...The heavens granted me two things.
"Heavens do not give two gifts" is an old Chinese (and by extension Japanese) saying meaning that you can't be blessed with everything, be it strength, beauty, intellect or luck.