Sorry for the newbie translation on those last few boxes, please correct it if they're wrong.
GoldSilverSo... Thank you for reading! Whyyy!? * The hippest t-shirt... Wait, what?So, uh... Okure-chan, was it?Well, uh... That... That t-shirt looks nice on you...Oh, really? WHAAAAAAT!? Pffffft! Of course.So what brings you here? Well, isn't that nice. Hey, Clownpiece! Don't laugh at her!Koishi-chan's Uncoordinated 4Koma in Hell 6. I challenge you, you nice t-shirt bastard!! I came here to figure out who's got the hippest T-shirts!She must be crazy, that's why she's becoming our friend.