Looking at these examples of how to eat at a distance makes me feel bad about how I, in private, chain-eat noodles with my mouth to the edge of the bowl (chewing? what's that?) essentially like a conveyor that finishes a large bowl in like 5 minutes.
You ready?Huff, huff.Huffff.I will now demonstrate.So make sure to pay cloooose attention, OK?But I tried so hard...So? Got it now?As New Year was around the corner, we had a lecture on how to eat soba.Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurpSluuuurpMunch munch
GulpPuhaa~Ta-dah!Yeah.SmugPissedSulkThat you are not one to slurp soba well at all, I have indeed.Soba is a food that's meant to be slurped down in this fashion.