To be fair, she still deserved the punch for asking such a dumb question.
I must be dumber than Cirno, what is the answer?
How do you divide three apples among 5 people without cutting them? LOLB-but I'm a girl... THERE'S NO NEED FOR DIVIDING OR SUCH! You weakling! IF YOU'RE A MAN, THEN TAKE IT ALL!GAH!