Right...Why would I do something like this...?
The bathtub is full of curry too.But I guess you're trying to tell me you didn't do this?No...
I have no idea what you're on about.Do you understand?The weak overthrowing the strong. The curry has supplanted mankind as its master.Curry is a food which values hierarchy.And now the curry has placed us below itself in the pecking order.The curry saw us dithering and getting into arguments right in front of it.Eeh!?Oh my god...
The curry has started controlling us...I should be asking you!
What the hell is going on!?Did you do this?The rice cooker is packed with curry...There's curry coming out of the fauceeeeet!!UWAAAAAAAAH!!