*gnaw*
*gnaw**Fluff**Fluff**Fluff*Quit fooling around.Otherwise, you must become their bride.Second rule:
You must slaughter any humans who know your true nature.Instantly busted!!A spirit?
...Oh, just a bake-tanuki.Wah!?Do not reveal your true nature to humans.First rule of the tanuki village:Ponpoko Girl
Ponpoko is the noise traditionally associated with tanuki.