Not even that. The "original" vampires were corpses that were dug up and thought to have been feeding due to bloat, along with apparent "growth" of the hair and fingernails, IIRC.
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Chilli peppers, garlic, olive oil...What's in this?Delicious!!!Mmm!!That's totally fine!I'm out of ingredients right now.Sorry all I could make is some simple pasta.