I'll be at my house working on my paper, so come by whenever you like. If you can get past Ms. Doggy there, that is...
My, thank you. I appreciate the advice, but... It's not very proper of you to start chewing up me before the actual intruder, is it now?
Give it a rest. You're getting in my way. Even if you say it's for your newspaper, you still need to show some restraint.