"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
WARNING. WARNING.
MISSILE LAUNCH COMMENCING IMMEDIATELY.WHAAARRRGGG!
WHAAARRRGGG!CLICK!WHAAA!?But you're no comrade of mine, are you!!I believed that you, and you alone, would be with me as my ally!No wonder you have no interest in the Soviets.THIS HORRIBLE THING!I believed in you!And this photo... you certainly were born with a silver spoon planted firmly in your mouth, weren't you?Treating this junk from the Imperial Era with such care...That Easter Egg, it's...!W-Wait!SILENCE!...Comrade Tashkent, that's...the launch button for the missile......that egg was