Why does this remind me of that Simpsons scene: 'I'd like a Single plum, floating perfume, served in a man's hat'
Since I can't return your feelings, instead... have some of this! It's boushi-gohan!"boushi-gohan", literally, means "hat rice". It's a pun off of "ume boshi gohan", which is rice with a pickled plum on top.Sorry, but I'm actually married.