Thanks for the translation, the artist site also has english translations of most of these as well, Go here: http://shigatake.web.infoseek.co.jp/gallery/M-gallery.html and on the column on the right side the line that looks like this ハバネロたん4コマ 英語版 is for the english version, just click the little square to the left of it.
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