6point72 said: This is the tapir. It is extremely ugly; it looks like the bastard child of a pig and an elephant. But it has the largest penis-to-body-size ratio of any animal. You have one of the smallest. The tapir has a bigger doodle than you. It is better than you.
The animal with the largest penis-to-body-size ratio is actually the barnacle, which can easily reach half a dozen times its body length. The More You Know~