I'M A FAT, UNEMPLOYED BOY-AT-HEART WITH NO LIFE AND A SMALL DICK!! NO GIRLS LIKE ME. IN FACT, THEY THINK I'M REALLY CREEPY, BECAUSE I STALK THEM AND LOOK AT MY FANTASY HENTAI PICS. TOO BAD THOSE GIRLS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT A NERDY PUSSY I AM. I WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN AND ALONE.