A British uncle of mine swears it also made fish and chips taste a lot better than they taste now.
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What!?It is at the time like this....... K'shoo!...it is so good...Sprrrzzz!!It's the Bunbunmaru News on the outside, but inside, it's soft and fluffy paper!Hey wai--! Read the articles as well, will ya!?I can't believe it...my Bunbunmaru News sold out so quickly...!My nose won't feel any roughness any more... it's really a splendid thing!...to have newspaper with me!Since the bosses (Oni) took over newspaper sales and production......readership of the Bunbunmaru News has increased...
※ From Super Oni Time.Please give me 10 copies of Bunbunmaru News.I guess I'll get 20 copies.Your nose really does get all itchy this time of year...This is as good as Nepia "Hana-Celeb" tissues...!
"Hana-Celeb" means "Nose Celebrity."