There's some weird blending of up/down and left/right in the lower bubbles in addition to the use of partial statements, so I was only able to translate a little...
Though it's basically Darjeeling being Darjeeling and Mika being Mika...
Speak in Japanese!Speak with words I can understand!!!Have you heard this say-There is this joke...In England...Just as-Does that mean I'm going beyond my pay grade? As captain maybe not having the favor of Pravda?
Hard to translate trying in russian Clara. And yes, this is may will not…OK, can we avoid it? Alright, if this is Katyusha. At last time, to stand, even if we're gone — this was an our victory.
(hard to translate trying to russian Nonna)