And he wouldn't return my underpants that he wore until it got dirtyWhen Wang Yao was gangbanged back then, Russia was the one who fucked the hardestRuskie's demented art of violence gave Wang Yao hemorrhoids and a torn asshole that still acts up todayHow can he forget?But are Mao Yao and Russia really so close?FlashbackThis is a comfy chairWangYou're fucking kidding meFor all his talk of friendship, he overstayed his welcome in the living room