Hey guys, so... 11 years later, and I'm the leader of the Vladivostok chapter of the GRU, and I've achieved feats in disinformation that are next to unimaginable. However, because our tech is overpriced compared to our non-red counterpart, I have to engage in corporate shilling like this. Don't worry, I'm slowly catching up.
Would you like a little grilled pineapple to go with that Spam?