Lol101 about 7 years ago So two criminals and a high school student walked into a bar, the student says "Oh, you're trying to steal my spaghetti!" and the criminal replied "Ha, caught me red-handed again!".... I have a test in an hour, please kill me.
Neuro39 about 7 years ago "Yeah, this one time I went to a restaurant and ordered two pieces of toast, but the waitress only gave me one piece..."