Second amendment! I don't need to have a reason to want to exercise my rights! Damn liberals trying to restrict my "high"
standard
capacity water tanks, adding "valve button" locks to my refill caps, limit the caliber and barrel length of my spout. I don't need a sporting purpose to exercise my rights to bear water guns! I want full auto water guns, not those shitty anemic spurts of water that fire as you pump the gun (seriously supersoaker, your PC has gone too far).
Water guns don't soak people on their own! People soak other people! The only way to have fun when one guy has a watergun is for other guys to have waterguns!
Aqua (Konosuba goddess), guts, and supersoakers!
And dammit, I will shoulder my water pistol whenever I damn well please. Bureaus don't have legislative power of their own!