[Charisma 60%] I always loved you... untie me so I can embrace you! [Speech 15%] Joke's on you girl! I'm sterile! *sweat* [Strength 2%] Don't make me break through these ropes! [Endurance 0%] Ha! You can't make me cum! [Intelligence 25%] Unhand me wench, or face the consequences of adolescent parenthood at your own peril! [Science 12%] Wait! I have an experimental aphrodisiac in my inventory. Let me go and we can use it to feel even better! [Lockpick 45%] My hands are really dexterous! I'm sure they will feel much better!
Manager, do you know what day it is?It's my ovulation day.