The rest of this was cut because we didn't want any death threats.
I laughed harder than I should have.
Oops, so you dropped the rice...I'm soooorryyyy!It's okay.You were just trying to help.Uwaaaaaah!!I forgive you...But my rice cooker don't!!Cyber-Kaijuu Electro-Jarclank-chk!clank-chk!