That's some violent courtship there.I have to do CPR and artificial respiration...!Ach, I see.Zeppe-!?I spun too fast in my Maypole Dance practice, and the centrifugal force...I'm sorry!
Are you okay, Admiral!?The Admiral's heart isn't beating!Wrong!!The one that I know isn't nearly that violent, though.Oh, no!Now it is said that only a cardiac massage is enough.
Media focussing on the artificial respiration aspect of CPR because of “OMG it’s a kiss” has led to lots of misinformation because cardiac massage is way more important. In fact, it is so important, that amateurs performing CPR on adults should only perform cardiac massage because that has a higher survivability rate than attempting both cardiac massage and artificial respiration. Of course, not doing anything and looking like a doofus or posting photos on Twitter has the lowest survivability, so get on the cardiac massage. [Wikipedia]