Uh-oh. The laws of RomCom dictate that whoever starts off insulting you the most will wind up being your romantic interest. (It's why tsunderes are so omnipresent, after all...)
Through the power of the gods, this middle-aged man has gained a special ability.That power is to make everyone, male or female, young or old, perceive him as the "cutest in the world".Oooh...how adorable!Was I just called "gross"?Couldn't be....there are exceptions to everything.However...That old guy's so cute!That old man's so cute!I wish I could be like that!Ew, that old man's so gross.Mutter