I got the translation from here. Credit goes to (I think) kiraXdead.
Woah!! What the heck is this!! It's friggin' cool~! Hey, let me borrow this!Th-that hurts! Are you a child!?It's unfair that only you get to go to that interesting place! Bring me along too!It's hard to get reservations for that place, so I can't just bring you along...flat...They're bigger than mine.