I'm wondering how much I should translate this to be more like the Japanese or more like the video this is parodying. The Japanese text says "cool" in literal phonetic English, but it's obviously being used in places where the original video was saying "badass". It's just one of those things of whether something's being lost in translation then translation back...
1. Hire a demented dreamer as your shipbuilder. 2. Execute the abyssals via blood eagle. 3. Loot and pillage the abyssal base. 4. Learn from Admiral Lothbrok damn it!
But Gotland, what about axes? And broadswords? Vikingr used them!
Things like weapons are beneath vikings!
We only use our fists.Hello!!
☆Queen of Sweden☆
Gotland here!Since we're cool vikings!What kind of pussy uses weapons?!Eh, weapons? Those suuuuck.Being violent for no good reason is the viking way!Now for the first lesson,
"PUNCHING!!"Today, I'll be teaching you how to be the coolest viking!