Also, I could swear I saw a story exactly like this before. Is this really a new upload? (I mean, I know "woke up as a girl" is common, but this specific set-up, including the "immediately went to Twitter" thing...)
You're a girl, but you lack sex appeal,*thump*(getting up)(straighten)Jeez…Well, I mean…jeezYou really don't want to believe me from the start, huh?Ew, dude, what the hell are you saying?? STOP.Your hair is so beautiful! Totally my type!Oh, sorry. I shouldn't say something so blunt to a girl…I mean I'm a boy so it's obviously fine if I don't have boobs and I don't need to be so—(Why am I so disappointed to hear that?!)shockand you don't have boobs at all.Really? If you were, you could've fooled me.……no, I'm not.