Being that I barely watched House, I was assuming they were referring to the show (which would be hilarious if Rappa-sama knew of it), so I took everything as an out-of-context reference to it.
You could, but have you ever considered that you can also imagine your own AU with any girl you desire? Artists have been doing this sort of thing for ages now. I know harems are a point of contention here, but literally let your imagination run wild. We don't need to give you permission to "have Suzuya too". You are your own master.
Bang! Bang!What the heck have you all been doing?My body's on fire.... What's going on...? Someone shove an ice cream up my butt...!Okay, I get it! Geez, you're impatient. Is that how you make instant noodles in your neck of the boonies?Seems like you still don't understand the position you're in. I'll wait 'til a count from three. 3...2...Let the boy go now if you don't want to be turned into meat pie filling.Throw down your gun, or else I'll put a hole through his head, got it?Okay.All right, I'll be Johnny, and you be Depp, Suzuya-san.Let's play house!