I'm neglecting my school stuff to translate the last pages between here and the card game, so it's pretty sad that my translations are also not very good.
Although, if you ask me if they are worse than usual, I don't really have an answer for that. My good point is that I try hard :P
Wait, if I remember correctly, the person who was with Kyon during that night was Mikuru, and since Haruhi has disillusioned herself that Kyon is a girl and Mikuru is a guy, will that mean?...
Ok wtf man....
If you're here, then that means John must be here too, right?!You've come to that———?!!The person I was with back then was...But I'm telling you that I'm John!Take me there!!The way your synapses connect is too eccentric! Check into a hospital! A mental hospital!It's that, it's absolutely that!!And, anything besides that is impossible!!I'm crying, dammit!If I wanted to make a joke, I think that panda T-shirt was funny enough!YOU'RE THE GIRL WHO WAS WITH JOHN!!What else am I supposed to think!So where is he!!I can't just obediently congratulate you!! I know this is a totally unexpected development, but calm down!!
There's something wrong with this one too, I think.
予想の斜め上 "45 degrees from expectations"