I'm not too sure these translations are 100% accurate, but I tried my best. I'm still learning Japanese, so... If anyone else can translate it better (i.e. everyone but me), please do.
I'd also like to add that Remi has terrible handwriting.
May I strike?Hmm, no I haven't seen her.STOP IT!!Yuyuko-sama.What is it, Youmu?TATTADAAAFull StomachHow frightening!Uuuu!☆SWFFGA-DUNNI'm looking for someone.Have you seen her?Knife1. Scary6. Maid?2. StrongCharacteristics4. Wears a push-up5. Loves mail orderI want to be a player character again.3. Stops time7. Very good girlI'm looking for her.Guts✩SHOCKMissing: Izayoi Sakuya
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Tsujigiri Youmu ~Fantasy Swordsman Romance~ Explanation of tsujigiriSince your back was wide open to attacks...HEY!? ARE YOU AIMING AT ME!?...who else?Is she a slasher, perhaps?Gah!? Of course you can't!! You would raise your hand against children!?Are you a slasher too, Youmu!?Starrrre